Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Scrubs quote!

Patient Mr. Muller has trouble digesting meat and has to be hospitalized if he eats meat. After the third time, Carla gets pissed.

Carla: What the hel Mr. Muller?
Muller: What? What would you do if your 6-year old son asked you to have a bite of your dinner?
Carla: You had 2 dozen ribs!
Muller: I know...I don't even have a kid.

well it was funnier cuz they didn't miss a beat.

Friday, June 25, 2004

me: can you chip in for gas?
romes: ummm...not sure.  I dont know if I have any cash.  I might have to pass by the bathroom...
me: what?  lol im so posting that
romes: yes!  please!  post that.  thank you.
 
 

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Saturday, June 19, 2004

Phoebe: Why isn't it Spiderman? You know, like Goldman or Silverman...
Chandler: Cuz its not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It isn't like...Phil Spiderman. He's a "Spider - MAN." Like Goldman is a last name, but theres no GOLD-MAN.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be a GOLD-MAN!

awesome.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert...you know...the botanist.
Ross: God...botanists are such geeks!
Chandler: heh...yah. Is that a dinosaur tie?
Ross: Yah! ROAR! *growling sounds*

(Rachel is telling Chandler what guys she doesn't want to be set up with)
Rachel: No accountants. Oh yah and no one from legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs
Chandler: and Ross was like what, a lion tamer?

Friends quotes kicks ass.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004



How to make a bozasm
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

3 parts brilliance

5 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!


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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Monday, June 14, 2004

I hate morons.

TA: You'll need to install the program on the computers at school to present your project.
Me: The labs do give students permission to install programs on the computers.
TA: So where did you install the program? You'll need to bring your laptop.
Me: I installed it on my desktop (thinking: you know those existed before laptops). I do not have a laptop.

He has yet to respond with another email.

Until then, I sweat while I try to figure out how to work this before my demo time this afternoon. Wish me luck.

Sunday, June 13, 2004

I played some NBA 2k3 this weekend against my younger cousin (i think about 14 yrs old now). Since I'm better than him, I challenged him to play the 80s East All-Star Team, while I play the Washington Wizards.

Final Score
80s East - 77
Wizards - 100

woot. Jordan-in-his-prime got owned by Jordan-past-his-prime.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Stupid conversation during programming....

me: omg i thought i wrote ready[],type.equals("i")
ray: haha
me: but it was just some dust next to the period =P
ray: hahaha
me: thats a new one for me

ray: dude its ok
ray: SJF (shortest job first) is like
ray: hard
ray: aka a pain in the ass
ray: its like you
ray: in program form ^_^
me: nice

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Vic: I've been doing a pretty good job of keeping you guys working hard.
me: what about steve?
Vic: hes doing his paper. Plus that other night I kept elsy and leslie busy all night...
me: OOOOOOHHHHHH yah. *raises hand for high five*

w00t

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Romes signs on his sn at my place, then goes home to sign on another sn...

Romes: sign off yeah?
Romes2: YOU ARE A SEXY BASTARD
Romes: nice
Romes: sign off
Romes2: YOU'RE SO SEXY
Romes: get off my screen name!
Romes: yeah
Romes: and i do NOT heart cock
Romes: ass

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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Lakers facts that I didn’t know until now:

 

Lakers were the first NBA team to win a championship then have the first pick at the draft.  They had received it in a trade with Cleveland (who ended in last place that year), and had won the titles.  Who did they pick? None other than James Worthy (who by the way, played for NC like Jordan).

 

This year is a déjà vu to 1988-1989 finals, which pitted a powerfully offensive Laker team (consisting of Magic, Worthy, and Kareem) versus a “physical” Piston team (I think the key idea is the Piston team is a strong, hard-working defensive team).  The Pistons had (at the time) Isaiah Thomas, Joe Dumars, (two EXCELLENT guards), laimbeer, and rodman.  The Lakers went to win the championships there, fulfilling Pat Riley’s prophecy at the end of the 87-88 year, where he predicted the Lakers would win it all again.

 

Fun at www.lakers.com


That’s life.  You grow up, do a bunch of scary shit, get old, die, they throw your body in a box, shove it in a hole in the ground, throw some dirt on it, people you know come stand around and cry for a while – and then they leave, go to Denny’s and settle down for a Grand Slam breakfast.  It’s not scary, it’s just life. So go live it already.

-- Davan (main character from Something Positive)

 

Odd how this gem of a line was written by the author of Queen of Wands, in a QoW/SP crossover.


By the time Kate reads this post, she'll be done with finals, and all set for summer! Yay kate! You rock me! Kate kicks finals' asses. ooooooo yah. Love you babe.

There is a comic I read where the artist is often bashed for spelling words incorrectly. Even with a couple of proofreaders, some faults still spill over.

He posts on his website telling his viewers that there are problems working 40 hours a week, working on site maintenance, and other projects with the comic, FOLLOWED by making a cohesive, and entertaining sketches with dialogue (in color).

This leads to a very late submit time, and the proofreaders are receiving them very late at night or early in the morning, depending on the time zones.

He griped about it, and asked for donations, saying that if he got $22,000 (roughly his yearly income), he would quit his day job, and work on the comic full time. He claimed with with his comic's traffic, 25 cents to a dollar from each would fulfill that goal (wow).

Within a month's time, he received the alloted amount, and will be quitting his day job soon. Here is the image/text upon completion:



I find it incredibly amazing.

Also, regarding Tech Fest -- great day, and things went well. I'm so glad I helped out, since one of the winners said he might sell me his guitar (which he bought for less than 100, which is definitely going to be a good deal for me).

Also, after seeing the performance and recounting how Edgar asked me to do stand-up comedy, it made me remember that I need to work on it later.

Anyone remember that song that has a phone number in it? I have a joke about it that I want to remember, but I'd like to find the song and listen to it to make sure I do the joke right =)

off to work...

Wednesday, June 09, 2004



LOL

Monday, June 07, 2004

Romes: i'm still paranoid about parkin
Me: oh but you're understandably paranoid?
Me: go TIT
Romes: especially since i got a ticket also on campus
Romes: even if it was some stoopid place
Romes: but yeah
Romes: tit?
Me: kinda like misspelling got it
Me: but go tit
Romes: huh?
Romes: what's TIT?
Romes: who
Me: like got it
Romes: oh
Me: aka GO TIT
Romes: haha
Romes: it registered as "go to tit"
Romes: i thought it was some place on campus
Me: awesome
Me: i wanna go to tit
Romes: i'm thinking "is that a new parking area?"
Romes: yes

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romes: good lord, as a break from studyin i started reading top 200 bash.org ish..
me: awesome!
romes: and now i'm playing bloody damn pingu throw
me: im so blogging this

thats how you do a fucking study break!

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

haha olga got OWNED 

olga: yer mom.com
Me: nice
Me: thats MY joke!
Me: the whole .com thing
Me: how dare you
olga: dareyou.com@ucsd.edu
Me: http://www.bozasm.com/pics/olga2.jpg
olga: aww . u suck .
olga: .com
olga: i totally clicked it !
Me: i nkow!
Me: hahahhahaahahahahahhahahahahhaah
Me: victory is mine
olga: LOL
olga: "LOL" -kate!
Me: thats getting posted

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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Sometimes I can't get over how much I love Kate. At times we both get hectic and super busy and it gets kinda tough being far apart. That leads to some tension on both sides and when we're having a bad day, it sucks to take it out on each other.

But we understand that the other one can have a bad day, and who better to talk things out than with your love?

I'd rather her get mad and yell at me than to her friends -- they might take offense and shun her -- I'll always be here for her.

I'm sorry for yelling at her or giving her a hard time, and I'm glad she'll always accept me for everything that I am.

Kate > all. That like a nerdy way of saying "I Love You," but it means more if I said "Mahal Kita"

Mahal kita, Kathrina.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
-- Hamlet, Act II, Scene II


I think I just fell asleep sitting up with my eyes open while at work…


Rach is at Carol's apartment
Ross: Rachel?  What're you doing here?
Rach: Just visitin my good friend Carol
Ross: Your good friend?
Rach: Yah.
Ross: What's her last name?
Rach: Carol.......Lesbian
Ross: Nice.

oooh im sorry captain great of the awesome patrol

I hope Kate feels better today. She sounded pretty sick last night, and she's got a busy couple of weeks coming. Hang in there babes!

Frankey: I don't skate anymore
me: really?
Frankey: I hurt my foot skating.
Ray: Yah you didn't know?
me: how'd you know?
Ray: I read his xanga, duh.
me: I didn't even know he had a xanga!
Ray: I'm really bored...

not as funny here, but hilarious then.

Ernest: I have a friend who registered...
Ray: What's his name?
Ernest: Mike...
BFH and Edgar: Rotch!

LOL without missing a freakin beat.

got a nice list of music I'm going to be checkin out and I hope to burn through it. My plan is to listen to them, and post about them. Seeing as most of them (exception = Strokes) are fairly unknown, it's almost like psuedo-publicity =P

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