Friday, June 27, 2008
Casual Fridays
I just adjusted my pants and I heard a rip. Correct that - two rips (by the knee).
Sent the following text to Kate: "Geez I was adjusting my pants and they just ripped. Both legs by the knee now have a sexy tear. This looks unprofessional."
What did I do next? What any man would do - use Scotch Tape and tape 'em up. I'm not going home during lunch, and I don't have any business meetings - just gotta get through the day.
Sent the following text to Kate: "Geez I was adjusting my pants and they just ripped. Both legs by the knee now have a sexy tear. This looks unprofessional."
What did I do next? What any man would do - use Scotch Tape and tape 'em up. I'm not going home during lunch, and I don't have any business meetings - just gotta get through the day.
Labels: at the office
Monday, June 02, 2008
It happened again
My fly was down. How long was it down? It was the first time I went to the bathroom today. I probably never even zipped it up this morning. I bet there are magnets in the floor in the bathroom - they just pull down zippers and embarrass men at the urinals.
This is the sad part of my morning. Back to work.
This is the sad part of my morning. Back to work.
Labels: at the office, neurotic
