Insanely Awe-dical

Scudworth: Mr. B, I'm the principal, and you're a mere butler-slash-vice principal-slash dehumidifier. Yet, every student says hello to you, and ignores me. How can I get close to the students?
Mr. B: I try to listen with compassion instead than killing them.
Scudworth: Of course! It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours!
*cardigan sweater glitters*