Insanely Awe-dical

I'm talking to my cousin online who should be studying. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of showing him bash.org and now he's distracted. Luckily, I know he has dial-up internet...

me (7:07:27 PM): log off immediately
Cousin(7:07:28 PM): i guess i am
Cousin(7:07:31 PM): i cant
me (7:07:33 PM): or ill be forced to boot you off
me (7:07:36 PM): using my l33t skills
Cousin(7:07:49 PM): you can do that?
me (7:08:10 PM): yah
me (7:08:15 PM): one way = calling your house phone =P
Cousin(7:08:39 PM): NOOOOOO
Cousin(7:09:01 PM): let me tell bye to everyone im talkin to at least
me (7:09:07 PM): i'm not going to call you
me (7:09:13 PM): just thought it was funny
Cousin(7:09:20 PM): oh
Cousin(7:09:21 PM): good

This should be a commercial for highspeed broadband...