Insanely Awe-dical

me: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/147264786.html
me: hahahahaha
KOO: lol
KOO: damn
KOO: that's a nice deal
me: LOL
KOO: pickup + dress + extra 500 cash
me: if it were a girl would you do that?
KOO: hell yah
KOO: anything for cash
me: lol oh man that'd be great
KOO: how long proms usually last?
me: plus you'd just bring your psp and ignore her MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
KOO: of course
me: proms usually like 8pm to 11 or midnight
KOO: let's say prom lasts about 3 hours
KOO: it's like getting paid 166 bucks an hour
me: yah thats tight
me: but fuckin weird
me: and i'm sure she'll want to dance
me: you better ask for half the money upfront
me: too bad you can't pass for a 17-19 year old girl
KOO: for sure
me: dude i have to blog this shit it's too funny
me: but you come off as an asshole
me: but its still hilarious
KOO: who cares
KOO: 500 wingwangs
KOO: plus upto 300 bucks on clothes
me: haha you can buy that tie for work
KOO: i'll freakin dance for 800 bucks in total value
KOO: lol
me: hahhaahahha oh man too good