Insanely Awe-dical

Your damn dogs keep barking at me. Fuck your damn dogs. It's not like the middle of the day and something agitates them and they are forced to defend their territory by barking. It's fucking late and night and I'm quietly walking by and they go into a goddamned frenzy.

And you -- with the fucking pitbull. You know why your other dog got put down? It was a fucking menace to society, mostly because you didn't fucking control it. If you own something that may potentially maul other people and you don't put a fucking leash on it, prepare to feel the consequences. Keep your growling bitch on a leash and keep that shit under control.

Despite that fact that I hate and fear dogs, I'm going to own one at some time, and by hell or high water, I'm going to train the shit out of that dog so it doesn't become the bitches that terrorize me whenever I calmly walk down the sidewalk.