Wednesday, March 21, 2007
It's fucking official...
I am now a Nevada resident.
I spent some time at the DMV today, am finally registered in Nevada both in car form and license form. I'm glad I got a new picture -- my last picture was 8 years ago, and I'm having trouble getting into clubs / proving my identity. My hair is at a nice level of fro (comparable to the puffy fro I had at QLF, where I was referred to as Sonic, porcupine, Gouko, etc...) at the moment, and I'm sure in 8 years, I'll have trouble doing something else, and damning my good looks from 8 years ago (while still complimenting myself narcissistically).
In addition, the BOZASM license plate is officially ordered, and damn right, there will be a picture here boasting this blog as officially plastered on my rear, so people can see it and say "BOZ-A-S-M WTF is that stupid fro-haired AZN kid in his AZN Accord. What is that, like some clown orgasm?" They're life will be that much more fuller, and I can continue living my happy life.
Oddly, there was a kid at the DMV with a 3-foot light saber toy, complete with sounds and the official handle. It was fairly distracting watching a kid pose and swing about, almost like George Michael from Arrested Development.
I spent some time at the DMV today, am finally registered in Nevada both in car form and license form. I'm glad I got a new picture -- my last picture was 8 years ago, and I'm having trouble getting into clubs / proving my identity. My hair is at a nice level of fro (comparable to the puffy fro I had at QLF, where I was referred to as Sonic, porcupine, Gouko, etc...) at the moment, and I'm sure in 8 years, I'll have trouble doing something else, and damning my good looks from 8 years ago (while still complimenting myself narcissistically).
In addition, the BOZASM license plate is officially ordered, and damn right, there will be a picture here boasting this blog as officially plastered on my rear, so people can see it and say "BOZ-A-S-M WTF is that stupid fro-haired AZN kid in his AZN Accord. What is that, like some clown orgasm?" They're life will be that much more fuller, and I can continue living my happy life.
Oddly, there was a kid at the DMV with a 3-foot light saber toy, complete with sounds and the official handle. It was fairly distracting watching a kid pose and swing about, almost like George Michael from Arrested Development.
Comments:
Damn it I have that light saber toy complete with Darth Vader mask! Say... You just gave me a good idea. I should bring it to DMV when I'm in the line!
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