Insanely Awe-dical

Today's sad moment is brought to you by Konami's coffee system. 

There are two ways for me to get coffee at the office: the single-cup auto-brewer, which dispenses a single cup of black goodness, and the traditional pump thermos.  The thermos is normally not available, so I decide to get a pump from it to fire up my system today.  I depress the pump to a half cup before it starts sputtering. 

Yes, the thermos is empty.  Yes, my cup is half-full.  Yes, my only other source of coffee is auto-brewer that will dispense one full cup - exactly 1/2 cup more than my current cup can accomodate.

I sadly add cream and sugar (half the amount) to my half cup of coffee.  Yay Mondays.

Labels: at the office, neurotic